Double Bird

I met Double Bird at a party back in Jan. Somehow he got my number and has been texting me. I ignored him for a while, but when things fell apart with Dr. TGIASE, I got in touch with him. I made it very clear that sex is the only thing I am after. Why do I call him Double Bird? He's half African American and half Native American. I am a checklist kind of person, so now I can check off both races in one night.

What I learned: what they say about a black guy is true. Very true. Also, who Kimbo Slice is.