Outdoor Man

I talked to Outdoor Man once during the week to schedule a date on the weekend. We decided to hike. Outdoor Man knows his outdoor stuff like Dr. TGIASE does. I like that. I wasn't sure at first so I wrote down all the detail directions to and for the hike, but Outdoor Man knew exactly where to go. Perfect. We didn't really have much else to talk about besides his interest in outdoor stuff and some TV shows. Nothing too intellectual. I was also very tired and not very excited about the date. But when Outdoor Man kissed me I felt something unlike the nothingness I felt when ADHD Daddy kissed me. So maybe it isn't me. Whatever it is about Outdoor Man, my body liked it. Normally I would probably stop seeing Outdoor Man completely because of the lack of "intellectual connection". But I am declaring the "intellectual connection" overrated and tiring. Like my friend puts it, I, too, just want a "lovable geek". Outdoor Man seems like a lovable geek. He's also taking this very slowly, just the way I want it. The big problem: Outdoor Man is allergic to cats. Hmmm. What to do, what to do.

What I learned: Yucca isn't the same as Yuca (Cassava).